Riddle thread

[Maximus Cashicus]

K, apologies for the religious aspect.

What is greater than God,
More evil than the Devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it you die

 

[toecutter]

I´d say...nothing...

 

[New York Rose]

I'm going to say: Chocolate :ecstatic

 

[sluggo]

If you eat it you die? Oh that's easy... Ant's cooking

sluggo

 

[Mac]

OK--from me; answer these riddles three:

What goes through a door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?

What work is that, the faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished?

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

 

[sluggo]

First one i will say Air.

 

[Mac]

A very good answer Sluggo! Unfortunately not it though.

 

[Maximus Cashicus]

I´d say...nothing...

Spot on

 

[Maximus Cashicus]

They're good ones Mac, is the third one a lie or promise?

 

[Mac]

It is…inevitable.

 

[Maximus Cashicus]

Man, these are hard!

 

[Kendra]

Is the third one a coffin?

The inevitable helped

 

[Hovno]

2nd one is roasting meat (on a spit?) I think, 3rd one is a coffin

 

[Maximus Cashicus]

Coffin looks good Kendra, has to be it, nice going!

 

[Mac]

Those are correct. And Sluggo's answer was so good that I'll give the credit for number one which is the sun or sunlight.

 

[Maximus Cashicus]

Nice going Sluggo, Hovno and Kendra. Those were great riddles Mac! Got anymore?

 

[Arcyon]

I have 5 legs, 3 foots, 2 heads and 8 eyes. What am I ?

 

[Maximus Cashicus]

Somebody living downstream of the nuclear plant?

 

[Arcyon]

Close, but not exactly ahahaha

 

[sluggo]

Night Shift at Waffle House

sluggo