Poems to Monria

[Gatekeeper]

Ello all! I got bored while sweating the other day and decided to write some silly poems about the yogs i was sweating. So i will post them here just for the hell of it.

Ode to a Yog

Yoggy , oh Yoggy. You gave me such a fright.
When all you really wanted was to cuddle up Tonight.

I know your caves are cold and yes the're very dark,
I truly understand that I'm not without a heart.

With eight arms you could hold me, four eyes could pierce my soul,
But you are out of sweat now, so its time for me to go...

 

[Maximus Cashicus]

Nice Gatekeeper

 

[Gatekeeper]

Your red carapace of chitinous hide
I know there's lot of loot inside.

Your fight to the end is very noble
but hurry up, I want a Global!

 

[Gatekeeper]

The life of a Yog has got to be tough
But of all the things you have why makeup remover rough?

Not Shrapnel, nor paint, no Wool, or hide.
Did you eat a house, a plane or maybe Arcyon's ride?

You wonder what we chase and hunt you for?
You silly little monster, you're a walking hardware store!

 

[sluggo]

HIckory Dickory Dock.
My path this yog has blocked
So out came my gun, and with a bad pun
I splattered him on the cave rocks.

 

[Kendra]

brilliant keep them coming

 

[Gatekeeper]

Your mandibles glisten dimly in this cave,
Your eyes reflect a green glow,
Encircling you with love
We take your sweat.

 

[zircote]

HIckory Dickory Dock.
My path this yog has blocked
So out came my gun, and with a bad pun
I splattered him on the cave rocks.

Oh man I can't click like enough this has me laughing for a good 5 minutes.

 

[DarkMoonEnigma]

Standing at the edge of darkness,
With curious things encumbering my soul;
The light of the Moon draws shadows and secrets,
While challenging the depth and breadth of my role.

The abyss is shrouded in mystery and fear,
As Cthulhu sleeps in his death-like state;
It's best to heed the warnings you get,
To avoid your mind succumbing to fate.

Dark is the Moon that calls out my name,
It beckons with energy that's hard to resist;
So I have become a part of the darkness,
And more an Enigma than you know exists.

 

[Maximus Cashicus]

Standing at the edge of darkness,
With curious things encumbering my soul;
The light of the Moon draws shadows and secrets,
While challenging the depth and breadth of my role.

The abyss is shrouded in mystery and fear,
As Cthulhu sleeps in his death-like state;
It's best to heed the warnings you get,
To avoid your mind succumbing to fate.

Dark is the Moon that calls out my name,
It beckons with energy that's hard to resist;
So I have become a part of the darkness,
And more an Enigma than you know exists.

Ooh nice DM, really good !